Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

A Game Never Finished

It was a Saturday morning, and I was playing chess with my older brother, Dana. Neither of us were yet teenagers, but we were snarky enough to appear such. As my mother passed our table, she asked the usual morning, mother question, “Have you fed your 4-H steers?”

“Not yet,” we replied without taking our eyes off the chess game.

Mom and Dad were hustling to get to a bull sale, so Mom was edgier than normal. Mother finished the dishes and walked out to feed the barn cats, when the 4-H steers stretched over the fence and became mouthy. They get that way when they are hungry. Mom bolted back into the house and demanded, “Go feed your steers.”

“We will when this game is over,” we shot back.

Mom stomped over, swept her forearm across our chess board, and sent rooks, pawns, kings, and queens ricocheting across the living room. “The game is over,” she blurted. She had a point.

Fast forward to 2020. Using what I have learned from election fraud proceedings in the battleground states, I should have said: “Mom, the 4-H steers are not yours, so you will not suffer if we do not feed them until noon. Regardless the overwhelming evidence of empty feed bunks and bawling steers, you simply do not have standing.” For dramatic effect, I could have rapped my knuckles on the table and declared, “Case dismissed!” Me impersonating an election judge, would likely have resulted in me getting scattered across the living room carpet with the chess pieces. Mom was a strict disciplinarian who had little concern for my self-esteem, and this brings me to my point.

Up until December, my eight-year, legislative tenure taught me the biggest political pansy was an establishment Republican yearning to be everyone’s friend. I was wrong. Bumping cocktail caucus GOPers from atop the sissy throne are black-robed judges who pride themselves on declaring “No standing” prior to examining evidence. The judiciary has been negligent. The Data Integrity Group recently examined time-series election data in 15 counties in Pennsylvania and discovered 432,116 Trump votes magically disappeared during tabulation. They found a similar vote disappearance in Georgia and likely would in each battleground state. This evidence will never appear in court because the perpetrators of election fraud now control the investigation and the prosecution. Like my chess match from 1967, the truth underlying the 2020 presidential election fraud will never be learned—a game never finished.