Nestled in Tongue River Canyon
in Wyoming’s Big Horn Mountains is Tongue River
Cave. Over the years, the access gate at the cave’s
mouth has been periodically locked by authorities
who know what is best for us little people. Their
nanny-state efforts are temporary at best because
locks and chains are no match to spelunkers with
bolt cutters…regardless how heavy the dang things
are to lug up the trail the half-mile from the
parking lot. The cave is deep and twisting and can
be directionally challenging to novice
explorers—such as this veterinarian in training in
1978. Here is the story.
Several thousand yards inside the cave, well past
the small sand rooms and mouse hole, is a boulder
field called the “corkscrew.” After twisting over,
under and around these massive boulders, you descend
100 feet to the river, which is the goal of most
first-time explorers. It is the climb back through
the corkscrew which screws the newbie as your
surroundings look completely different when you
stumble towards them from a different direction.
Navigating by graffiti, and not the sun or north
star, is not as easy as it sounds and during my
first return from the river I made several wrong
turns. (The fact I am writing this column is poof I
am no longer trapped in the darkness of the Tongue
River Cave…although there are those who would argue
this point.)
The spelunking lesson I learned 33 years ago, was to
periodically turn around and study where you came
from so you know where you are headed. This habit
served me well on several more expeditions into the
cave and is equally applicable to politics—hence my
mentioning it today. Let’s look back ten years and
see where we were, so we know where we are headed.
On a personal level, in May of 2001, my trophy wife
and I had just returned from our first trip to
Mexico. My oldest progeny was in college, progeny #2
was just finishing high school and progeny #3 was in
middle school. (Using the term “progeny” makes me
sound more blue-blood than redneck and I am all
about euphemisms.) One decade later, all three of my
progeny are married and I have six mini-progeny on
the ground with a seventh on the way. Rather than
touring the sandy beaches of Mexico cradling fruity
tequila drinks with little umbrellas, now I
hibernate every other winter on the asphalt beaches
of Helena consuming the proverbial fat steaks and
whiskey. I like steaks, but I don’t much care for
whiskey, so I may be headed in the wrong direction.
On a state level, in May of 2001 our Treasure State
spent 5.4 billion taxpayer dollars to function for
two years. One decade passed and now it takes 10.1
billion dollars to provide state services to
Montana’s 990,000 residents. While our population
only grew by 9.6 percent over ten years, government
spending increased 86 percent. Popular sound bites
brag Montana is “one of only two states in the
black”, but such claims ignore the fact over 50
percent of our spending is from the federal
government. Let’s take off our rose colored
spelunker’s head lamp and examine a decade of
federal spending to see if we are charging into
another dead-end.
In 2001 our national debt was 5.8 trillion dollars
and by 2011 it has grown to an insurmountable $14.3
trillion. In 2010 alone, Uncle Sam spent 3.82
trillion while only receiving 2.17 trillion in
revenues, thereby adding 1.65 trillion dollars to
our debt load in one single year. As a point of
reference, it took from 1791 to 1984 for our
accumulated national debt to pass $1.5 trillion and
in 2010 we did it in just 365 days. Think about
that. America economically survived the Civil War,
the Great Depression and two World Wars and still
hadn’t accumulated as much debt as we did in the
single year of 2010. Obviously, this too is another
dead end, and is completely unsustainable.
Ironically, if Montana continues to spend federal
dollars like there is no tomorrow, there will be no
tomorrow. The route out of our debt cave cannot be
lit by simply burning more federal dollars.
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