Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

Cheering Porky

Do you feel safe tucked under the covers in your own bed? Oakley did. He presented at my veterinary clinic with a face full of porcupine quills, but his story had an interesting twist. Apparently, under the cloak of darkness, a porcupine slipped into Oakley’s kennel like a Hamas terrorist paragliding into an Israeli gathering festival. We anesthetized Oakley and three people spent two hours plucking quills. They were in his mouth, up his nose, down his throat across his neck and between his toes. Due to the all-night and repetitive nature of the terrorist attack, I know there are dozens broken off in places we will never find until they finally abscess. Whenever we thought we had found them all a little prick would remind us otherwise. Oakley was sore, but he did okay and here is why this is pertinent.

Leftists, including President Biden, so hate our nation they have opened America’s kennel and invited in the porcupines. Oakley’s terrorist crawled over the chain link fence when no one was watching. Biden’s strolled through the open front gate, grabbed an Obama-phone and caught a flight or bus ride somewhere into our kennel’s great unknown. Thanks to open-border fanatics there are now porcupines hiding everywhere but citizens will not know it until they are poked in the middle of the night. The beautiful people of academia, the Queers for Palestine, and congressional squad members are cheering for porky because they believe tolerance of evil renders them immune to pricks. They are idiots.

If you have been putting it off, now is the time to train so you can protect yourself, your family and others. Have a plan. Evil lurks everywhere and because our lives belong to God, it is our duty to protect His stuff. Arm yourself and become proficient at handling your weapon. Equally important is protecting yourself and others with your vote. If you identify as a gun guy, yet you vote Democrat you are as delusional as the Queers for Palestine protesters. Gun-free zones are a Marxist example of stupid on steroids needing changed at the ballot box. If gun-free zones became gun-full zones the school safety equation changes faster than a speeding bullet. Not knowing who is carrying is the Mount Rushmore of deterrents. Learn the law in your state. In Montana, carrying a loaded weapon in your backpack, brief case or purse is not concealed carry. It is only when your Smith and Wesson is covered by your coat that you are carrying concealed. Know the difference and make the difference.