Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

Crazy, Chaos and Crime

We recently returned from camping on top of the Big Horns where we celebrated my in-laws 64th wedding anniversary. It is impossible for grandkids to camp and leave the dirt on the mountain, so once home it was shower time. When the oldest of the four mini-Warners took his turn, he hollered there was no water. Our water system was working when we left, but now the 1,000-gallon storage tank was empty. The high-pressure pump feeding the RO filter was dry and running hot, so I shut the system down, pulled the pre-filters and found them packed with rust. After cleaning the cannisters, replacing the filters and swapping out a rusted pressure gauge, the system fired back to life, but then I discovered a fried pressure switch. I fixed the switch but then the septic alarm system tripped on our pressurized drain field. Exasperated, I thought nothing else could possibly break. I was wrong. I staggered from the garage and asked the trophy wife if she were through emptying and securing the camper. She said yes, so I fired up the pickup to pull the fifth wheel out of the driveway and instantly discovered Druann and I defined “secured” differently. Because I was in a hurry, I skipped my preflight, roared down the driveway, hooked a corner post and ripped the fully extended stairs off the camper. If I were not at my wits end, I could see their end as I sat pounding my head on the steering wheel. I had not felt this frustrated since I tore the tailgate off my new pickup three decades earlier and this brings me to my point.

Does God get exasperated, bang his head on his pickup steering wheel watching his creation disassemble? He made man and woman, intending for them to marry, become one flesh and rear children. It was simple and straightforward. Things were going swimmingly until progressives claimed there are male, female plus 70 some other psychoses dictating one’s gender. Those who do not embrace their trans theology will be banished from their dystopic fantasyland. Proving the absurdity of men identifying as girls and women identifying as boys, a biological male recently won the Miss Nevada pageant. The adage to “never look a gift horse in the mouth” no longer applies to Nevada cowboys. You better look. To enslave the unwashed, the ruling class must destroy God, all that is true, honorable, and certain and replace it with government, crazy, chaos and crime. Have you church going, lifelong Democrats in the hinterlands considered abandoning progressivism and rejoining His reality?