Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

Disinformed

Last Sunday, I spotted a political sticker stuck to a Hardin gas pump claiming, “If you are sick of high fuel prices you can thank Republicans who take campaign contribution bribes from big oil.” This must be a counterintelligence response to previous stickers of a smiling President Biden pointing to the pump price while boasting “I did that!” As I pulled back onto the interstate, I pondered who would believe such a thing before admitting the entire progressive platform is a lie. The ruling class expects us to believe 81 million voters swallowed such socialism in the 2020 election.

Leftists blame climate change on your milk cow laying in the shade and chewing her cud. Bison, deer, elk, antelope and rabbits damage nothing for doing the same, it’s only cows. As such, your cows will be taxed into extinction, and you will eat Mr. Gates’ meat of modern chemistry or insects. Isn’t progress wonderful? Why would any rational citizen support such foolishness, yet there is more. The Biden administration tells us hurricanes are increasing in frequency and intensity because the unwashed are standing in front of the air conditioner while cooking on a gas stove. Lahaina would be standing today were it not for tourists’ selfish abuse of ceiling fans.

Moms stuffing their minivans with mini soccer stars and zooming to practice, are contributing to global warming, global cooling, global droughts and global floods. Were they to do the same in electric vehicles having even greater carbon emissions, the damage would be erased by good intentions. For collectivism, it is all about how you feel.

Teaching Dick and Jane that God made man and woman is strictly forbidden. Castrating Dick and removing Jane’s undeveloped breasts is considered progress if you keep such surgeries secret from mom and dad. If you speak ill of this bait and switch, statists label you transphobic and you will be cancelled. Welcome to the world of woke.

Ignoring millions of illegal border crossers invading our country is billed as being welcoming to the huddled masses. Shipping those same masses to sanctuary cities, not so much, and this brings me to my point.

If you believe the above, including the current two-year spike in fuel prices being due to campaign contributions from big oil, you are as ignorant as leftist activists think you are. Just because someone thinks you are stupid does not mean you are obligated to prove them right. Think about it and vote for liberty.