Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

Five X, One X and Three X

Long before I hung out my shingle, a retiring veterinarian had left his mark in Yellowstone County. I never met Dr. Turcotte, but stories of him making farm calls in his helicopter and farmer testimonials about his miracle drug, Five X, makes me wish I had. Five X was a milky, red suspension and admirers claimed a whopping dose of it could cure any ailment. I suspected four of the X’s were penicillin, dihydrostreptomycin, dexamethasone, and red food coloring but the fifth remains unknown. Dr. Turcotte is long gone but you could probably find a dust covered, bottle of Five X mixed in a carboard box of automatic syringe and hot shot parts hiding in the corner of most old vet shacks. Now to another unknown drug.

The temporary benefit of the Covid pokes is plunging. The University of Texas School of Public Health shows Moderna’s protection dropping through 58 percent, Pfizer’s below 43 percent and J&J’s anchored at 13 percent. Across the pond, Swedish researchers show Pfizer’s protection at nil beyond day 211. This is problematic for needle Nazis. Foundered but so accustomed to engorging themselves at the tax-dollar feed bunk, Pfizer announced their new Covid therapeutic, PF-07321332. Not nearly as catchy a name as Dr. Turcotte’s Five X, Pfizer’s new pill is a protease inhibitor blocking viral replication. Pfizer claims it will decrease Covid hospitalization or death by 89 percent. As it has a single mechanism of action and PF-07321332 is a mouthful, let’s tag it with the moniker One X. Pfizer has 500 million doses of One X with its price yet to be determined by the ruling class. You can bet it will be free to consumers with the cost shifted to taxpayers. As Pfizer’s stroke poke profits plummet, One X will bring them back to the bunk and this brings me to the next unknown drug, Three X.

Three X is also a protease inhibitor like One X, but it also blocks the attachment of the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein to the cell plus has a tremendous anti-inflammatory effect. Logically, Three X is three times better than One X. As an added benefit, the drug patent for Three X has long expired, so any pharmaceutical company can produce it. It is cheap, safe, effective, and readily available and astute readers who have beat me to the punch recognize Three X is ivermectin. Do you get the feeling big pharma and the ruling elites are playing you for the fool? They are.