Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

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If the first ten days are a trend, 2023 is going to be a trainwreck. Kicking us off, Damar Hamlin cardiac arrested on Monday Night Football on January 2nd. If you are going to have the big one, you best do it where you are surrounded by EMTs with a fully charged defibrillator. Damar dodged the first bullet only to arrest again during transport. It took a second jolt to give him his third at-bat and thankfully, he has been dismissed from the hospital.

Five days later, January 7th, Old Dominion basketballer Imo Essien collapsed on the court clutching his chest. He recovered without electrotherapy and remained courtside.

Two people made the cardiac list on January 10th. Hunter Brown, a 21-year-old Air Force Academy offensive lineman collapsed and died while walking to class. This same day a 15-year-old New Jersey boy flat-lined on the basketball court but trained onlookers revived him with chest compressions followed by defibrillation. Even a blind, indoctrinated idiot can see what is happening.

Because one’s stroke poke history is more secure than classified papers locked up in Joe Biden’s garage, we can only speculate as to the spike protein status of these four athletes. The Air Force Academy, Old Dominion and the NFL require gene jabs so it would be fair to assume Damar, Imo, and Hunter were victims of bad, bureaucratic, medical advice. The New Jersey boy’s stab status is a question mark, and we will leave him there while we jump to the latest bureaucratic decree bumping the growing piles of poked corpses from the headlines.

Due to fictitious health hazards of gas stove tops, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, (CPSC), is considering stronger regulation and possibly an outright ban on such appliances. New York and L.A. are leading the way, and this brings me to my point.

Progressivism is based on the erroneous belief that society improves if the little people submit to decisions made by the pretty people, the ruling elite. For example, we calloused and grimy unwashed could not comprehend the benefit of an experimental gene therapy jab so injection decisions were made by the ivy leaguers. We are not to ask about side effects because a few sudden deaths or lifelong disability injuries are a small price to pay for the greater good. The CDC, FDA, and NIH do not trust you to roll up your sleeve voluntarily, and the CPSC does not believe you can safely scramble your eggs. They exist to control you. Bureaucrats do not view themselves as public servants, rather theirs is a master-slave relationship. Guess which are you?