Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

Imaginary Cats

My brother, Blaine, wanted a cat for his university dorm room and even though this was the sex, drugs and rock and roll, anything goes era of the ‘70s, cats were prohibited. To prep the residence hall proctor, Blaine adopted an imaginary cat complete with a litter box and scratching post. When asked about his cat it was always “down the hall” or “in the showers.” The proctor quickly learned he was being conned, so he started playing along with the cat being “down the hall” schtick. Then Blaine got a real cat and kept the truth hidden from the authorities for the rest of the year. Fast forward to February 1983 and another imaginary cat.

Felix is a purely fictitious feline serving researchers NC Pederson and JW Black who were testing vaccines to protect cats from viral disease X. Most felines infected with virus X run a low-grade fever and display mild respiratory or GI symptoms, however, a small percentage succumb to a cytokine storm causing their chest or abdomen to fill with fluid. Contrary to logic, Pederson and Black showed vaccinated cats were more readily infected than non-vaccinated cats. In 1987, Felix continued his service in FW Scott’s lab where they proved immunization sensitizes cats to the cytokine storm. Felix died from this antibody mediated viral enhancement. (Relax folks, Felix is fictitious, so no cats were harmed in this analogy.)

A commercial vaccine for virus X was made decades later, but the American Association of Feline Practitioners does not generally recommend its use due the mild nature of the disease and the problem with the vaccine priming the pathogen. Feline viral disease X, commonly known as Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP), is caused by a corona virus and this brings me to my point.

Covid 19 vaccine in people is behaving dangerously like FIP vaccine in cats. The Delta variant outbreak is afflicting vaccinated Americans but the CDC, NIH, Dr. Fauci, the Biden administration, and Marxist propagandists are claiming the contrary. Unadjusted data from Iceland, where it is too cold to cook the books, shows cases up 250 times over last year despite nearly universal adult vaccination. Either the Icelandic CCP virus is behaving differently than ours, or someone is lying. Someone is lying. Consider this: Knowing the viral enhancement effect of corona virus vaccines in cats, who benefits if 100 percent of our military forces are jabbed and then are exposed to a genetically modified, highly infectious, and pathogenic CCP virus, version 2.0? The Communist Chinese will win WWIII without firing a shot. Think about it and pass on the poke.