Weekly Posting of the Conservative Cow Doctor

The Last Best Year

Politicians and propagandists have made 2020 the year of the lie but rather than blaming them, the fault belongs with the great unwashed who swallow state-sponsored stories hook, line, and sinker. Here is a glance back at the three biggest lies of 2020.

Number One: Russian Collusion was a coordinated fabrication from deep state intelligence operatives, Democrats, Never-Trumpers, and media propagandists. It was proven to be a complete hoax, yet Marxist hopefuls have maintained its pulse with chest compressions and screams of “it’s alive” for over four years.

Number Two: Early spring brought the Chinese, corona virus to America. Experts produced computer models predicting Covid-19 could kill 2.5 million Americans but it did not. Computer models are a face-saving mathematical manipulation for scientists who are repeatedly wrong but if you disagree with their sky-is-falling forecasts, you are chastised as not following science. Even after categorizing traffic fatalities and influenza deaths as Covid-19 related, the mortality rate barely reached 10 percent of their original guess. The corona pandemic faded like every novel, respiratory virus in history, so tax-funded fear mongers launched their corona test-demic using a PCR test plagued by 94 percent false positives. Shrieking “it’s alive and spreading”, they resuscitated corona, masked the citizenry, and forcibly shuttered businesses and churches. Under the guise of public safety, elected officials then used their corona hysteria to launch their final fabrication—election fraud.

Number Three and 2020’s Mother of all Lies: Vice-president Joe Biden, who campaigned from his basement and could not rally a crowd greater than 20 miraculously garnered more votes than any presidential candidate in American history. Biden was losing bigly on election night, so the counting was mysteriously halted in all six battleground states until enough Biden ballots of unknown origin appeared and allowed media propagandists to declare him president-elect. Every voter fraud case brought to the courts was dismissed prior to examining evidence. Even the US Supreme Court ducked their duty faster than a drugstore cowboy after being asked to get off his horse and wrestle calves at a branding. America has become a nation of sissies. This election lie has not fully matured, and US Representatives, Senators and state legislators still have an opportunity to cower in the corner, wet themselves, speak boldly, but do nothing. If the Biden election theft allows to him implement policies favorable to the Chinese Communist Party, 2020 will become the last, best year in American history. Think about it. Happy New Year!