A Redneck Look At Taxes

 Krayton Kerns
7.26.07

Life is simple when you are a redneck.  Right and wrong is black and white.  If the truth seems foggy, you probably need to clean your spotting scope.  With those facts in mind, here is a redneck look at taxes:

           

            Property Taxes-----------------------------------------------------Too High

            State Income Taxes------------------------------------------------Too High

            Federal Income Taxes---------------------------------------------Too High

            Water Taxes--------------------------------------------------------Too High

            Coal Severance Tax-----------------------------------------------Too High

            Death Tax-----------------------------------------------------------Too High

            New Vehicle Taxes------------------------------------------------Too High

            Yellowstone Co. Veterans Cemetery Local Option Tax-----Where Do I Sign?

 

To this redneck it would be an honor to open my wallet and help fund the Veterans Cemetery here in Laurel.  It is all about a show of respect to the Americans who have sacrificed so much so that we can be free. This vote should be affirmed unanimously!